Monday, December 25, 2006

I look at my old blog, the smells like funk one, and I wonder, how the heck did I blog so much?? 167 posts?? Crazy.

I'm watching Batman Begins on HBO now, and Batman still hasn't shown up. So far, we have Christian Bale in a ninja suit, fighting ninjas and setting stuff on fire, but no Batman! Hello? I mean, Batman is like, you know, Batman. He is the only superhero without any superpowers. Isn't that cool?

Superpowers should only be left to mutants. Only mutants make freaky things cool.

HBO is so value-for-money nowadays. They show the best things. Today, there was Coach Carter, The Polar Express, Shrek 2 and now showing is Batman Begins. On Saturday they showed Corpse Bride. Wowza.

Speaking of Coach Carter, I am in love with Antwon Tanner. The guy playing Worm? Yeah, the cute little short guy, with laser beams coming out of his mouth. He is freakin hot. I so prefer him to Channing Tatum, and that's saying something. Of course, he doesn't come close to Pharrell Williams but that's another story for another day.

Okay, 50 minutes into the movie, and nope, no Batman.

I just made a new pair of shoes because my current ones are *sob* spoiled. I went spraying right, and it rained! Twice! Gahh! Twice, we had to ferry our stuff to the (Thank God) nearby Somerset MRT station exit and sit on the floor and wait for the damn rain to stop. Twice, you know.

On a brighter note, I got my weird feet tan back! I don't know why that makes me happy, but it just does. I'm weird so what. Bah.

I am hungry. Which is never a good thing to be. I ate takeaway wanton mee in the morning, toast for lunch, and rice and a fried egg for dinner. That's like, a third of my daily intake of food! Now this is what I call an accidental diet, hur hur.

I've discovered a new hobby: word-finding! You know, those thick ass books with squares of letters and you spend hours tearing your hair out finding random words in the mind-boggling assortment of nearly-there-but-not-quite-forming-words letters? Well, my Dad brought home a big stack of them, and the rest is history.

Oh, and a Merry Xmas to everyone! So what if it's a commercially generated holiday designed to bring in the big bucks for retailers and departmental stores worldwide, and depleting the world's patience supply and wiping out all forms of good manners and etiquette? Muahahahahaha

@ 5:41 AM


I look at my old blog, the smells like funk one, and I wonder, how the heck did I blog so much?? 167 posts?? Crazy.

I'm watching Batman Begins on HBO now, and Batman still hasn't shown up. So far, we have Christian Bale in a ninja suit, fighting ninjas and setting stuff on fire, but no Batman! Hello? I mean, Batman is like, you know, Batman. He is the only superhero without any superpowers. Isn't that cool?

Superpowers should only be left to mutants. Only mutants make freaky things cool.

HBO is so value-for-money nowadays. They show the best things. Today, there was Coach Carter, The Polar Express, Shrek 2 and now showing is Batman Begins. On Saturday they showed Corpse Bride. Wowza.

Speaking of Coach Carter, I am in love with Antwon Tanner. The guy playing Worm? Yeah, the cute little short guy, with laser beams coming out of his mouth. He is freakin hot. I so prefer him to Channing Tatum, and that's saying something. Of course, he doesn't come close to Pharrell Williams but that's another story for another day.

Okay, 50 minutes into the movie, and nope, no Batman.

I just made a new pair of shoes because my current ones are *sob* spoiled. I went spraying right, and it rained! Twice! Gahh! Twice, we had to ferry our stuff to the (Thank God) nearby Somerset MRT station exit and sit on the floor and wait for the damn rain to stop. Twice, you know.

On a brighter note, I got my weird feet tan back! I don't know why that makes me happy, but it just does. I'm weird so what. Bah.

I am hungry. Which is never a good thing to be. I ate takeaway wanton mee in the morning, toast for lunch, and rice and a fried egg for dinner. That's like, a third of my daily intake of food! Now this is what I call an accidental diet, hur hur.

I've discovered a new hobby: word-finding! You know, those thick ass books with squares of letters and you spend hours tearing your hair out finding random words in the mind-boggling assortment of nearly-there-but-not-quite-forming-words letters? Well, my Dad brought home a big stack of them, and the rest is history.

Oh, and a Merry Xmas to everyone! So what if it's a commercially generated holiday designed to bring in the big bucks for retailers and departmental stores worldwide, and depleting the world's patience supply and wiping out all forms of good manners and etiquette? Muahahahahaha

@ 5:41 AM

Thursday, December 21, 2006

I'm having the slightest bit of a headache.

So, can somebody tell me why is it so bloody difficult to get a job? I just want to work forgodsake!

" Oh, I'm sorry, you're too young. "

" Do you speak Chinese? No? Sorry. "

" We'll call you back. " (but we're not going to actually)

CHEEKEN. I mean, seriously goddammit.

I refuse to be reduced to working in a fast-food outlet. I'm not saying I'm too good to work in a fast-food outlet, but I think I deserve better. (in terms of pay or otherwise) It's not like I'm going to embezzle money or sleep with the boss or whatever.

Gahh. No mood to blog.

@ 5:33 AM

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Aku mahu spray lagi.

I have been unproductively productive, unwittingly random and spectacularly moody. Thus he has misconstrued my words and made me a very pissed off person. It is so difficult being a complex creature, and it takes divinity to comprehend this complexity.

That's why sometimes, we shouldn't try too hard to understand what we feel like understanding. We shouldn't try at all. If you're meant to understand something, you shouldn't even have to try in the first place.

Yes, sLik is a pychobitch and she should stop it with the philosophy.

@ 4:45 AM

Monday, December 11, 2006

I want to move from Marsiling. As if it's not enough that everybody walks like they're on the verge of death, they have decided to up their maddening factor by walking with an intuitive sense of the people walking behind them. And by that I mean, when you go left, so do they. When you go right, so do they.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh. That felt great.

Anyway, I finally finally finally went to Bukit Batok Skate Park and I *cue heavenly music and clouds and sunrays* sprayed. The feeling was FABULOUS. I felt like a kid given a lollipop after weeks of not eating candy. Heck, a hundred lollipops!

I haven't sprayed in what, a year??? That's a freaking long time okay.

Okay lah, abit paiseh lah, because everyone's been there except for ASG so you know. Newa was LATE. I waited for him till buah never fall, with some weird psycho staring and smiling at me.

Then we reached and I had to stop myself from squealing in excitement. The place was smaller than I expected, but it was cute! Apparently no one ever skates there. -.-

Then a Chinese family decided to do their prayers or whatever like, right beside us. Um, yeah. After they burnt their paper things, they left us to DIE from smoke inhalation. Imagine standing in a chimney. Yeah, that was what it felt like. BODOH SIAK. Nampak sah ader orang kan pergi lah jauh sikit!!!

Then we tried standing away from the smoke and the smoke followed us. So we got fed up, took a dustbin standing innocently nearby and wanted to use that to contain the smoke. But the plastic might melt. So never mind. We just dumped it there and hoped it would block the smoke somehow.

*rolls eyes*

Twas fun. I wana do it again. Duh.

As in the spraying part, not the playing with dustbins part.

I think we should start an island-wide campaign to eradicate inconsiderate people. Send them to reformative camps! Make people who spit in public wear tongue clamps! Make people who talk loudly on handphones wear iron masks! Make people who refuse to give up their seats to the needy sit on hot stones! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH sadistic, I know.

Then met up with my guy and we went to Marina Square because he wanted to get dumbells. Yeah, guys. Omg the whole damn thing was 14kg in total and he could carry it! I tried and I literally felt my arm being pulled out from its socket. I laughed so much! He was trying to recall this actress' name, "What's her name? Whooper? Whopper Junior?" *cue me laughing my arse off and banging into a couple of walls.

It was Whoopi Goldberg, for the record. =)

@ 4:04 AM

SYAF I AM

Okay, so I'm this girl right.

Who had big plans to change the world.
When I was young, I wanted to be either a zoologist, veterinarian or pilot.
I wanted to travel and help eradicate poverty.

And then when this girl grows up, she's all like, fack that!
She becomes guilty of things she never thought she'd have done.
She meets people of all shapes and sizes, some beautiful, some downright fugly.
Both inside and outside.
She becomes acquainted with some things called failure and commitment.
She realises love is as elusive as, perhaps, weight loss.

I let my inner demon out through my art.
Enjoy.

Y

SYAF LOVES

green eyes on hot guys, red and purple shoes, pepper and cream puffs, lincoln park at midnight
sitting on carpark roofs talking nonsense, meaningful silences, chewy cookie bits in vanilla ice cream
chocolate icing, shopping till my legs give out, smiling at random people, thinking about stuff

N

SYAF HATES

panadol or whatever pills for that matter, retarded nails, losing my voice, being broke
bananas, my thighs and big ass, man boobs, seeing something i really like but discovering that it costs a bomb


SYAF WANTS

levi's jeans, pimple cream, fake lashes, hair dye, a bigger paycheque, M&Ms
new specs, and possibly a hotass guy to sweep me off my feet

YOU SAY


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{♥} SBOFpirates!
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