Saturday, April 22, 2006

I have this ominous feeling that I'm not going to do as well as I did for ca1. Maybe it's because I haven't been mugging as hard as I should. Hmmm.

Actually went out yesterday. Been going out for all the past Saturdays! I have to stop. But I had a fun time yesterday. Heheh.

Met up with Shikin after, to go sight-seeing with our dear Stanley Lambchop. Went to Suntec City and took lots of spastic pictures with Stanley hovering in the background. Took a picture with KGB's throwup on the hoardings outside Marina Square! I love KGB! Mwahahas.

Stanley is actually an ex-Russian Mafia member who was killed after getting four bullets pumped into his left buttock. He was reincarnated as a paper doll with a spotted tie, and with one aim: to see the world. So we thought Singapore is a nice place for him to go. Actually thought of getting him a nice Singaporean girlfriend but he found Singaporean girls too short for his liking. You know how gargantuan all those Russian girls are right.

So anyway we brought him to Esplanade and he was dumbfounded at the splendour of it. Actually he always seems dumbfounded, never says much. Ah, a man of few words. Went to the rooftop and just sat and stared at the scenery. I swear that place has an almost hypnotic effect on me. I can just sit there and not move. Shall go sit there and draw after the big O's. Or heck, every other Saturday or something.

Stanley fainted when he saw how beautiful the place was. Poor guy, they don't have this much greenery in Russia, so he fainted from the sheer amount of oxygen surging into his lungs. While we waited for Stanley to regain consciousness, we sat down and cam-whored and looked at metal guys jamming and couples making porno videos.

Then we went to sit at the bay and cam-hoed ourselves silly and I found out that I can actually smile with my teeth showing without looking like I fell flat on my face from the tenth floor. Stanley was getting bored, so we went underground and made Sally do an air-chair while holding Stanley up. I swear I could hear Stanley screaming in fright. I mean, for an ex Mafia member, he never went on amusement rides before so you have to pardon him see.

Didn't hear a squeak from him after that. Was abit pale, poor thing. But I trust Shikin took good care of him after that. Then I had to leave....... Nehi!! However you spell it Hahaha.

Good thing I left than because there was serious eye-candy in the train. Too bad Shikin had to get off at Dhoby Ghaut because I was accosted by such a cute guy! Who simply REEKED of cigarettes BLAHH he stank so bad siak! But he was cute. Aiyoh. Why must people smoke? You know if people don't smoke, the world would be such a nice place.

Anyway this cute guy, let's call him Rainbow Belt. Because it was his nice belt that I noticed first, not his face. His belt damn nice seh! It was striped in rainbow colours and looked like candy. And his boxers had dollar signs. So this Mr Rainbow Belt. He sat next to me, sending a gust of wind that smelled of smoke and cologne in my direction. Then he leaned on me you know. Like you know how people avoid touching the people they sit next to in the train right? But this guy, his arm was not just brushing, it was rubbing against mine like nobody's business.

And when the train stopped or accelerated, he just leaned into me. If he was ugly, it would have been irritating. But since he's cute, I'm not really into a position to complain. Sheesh, I'm so superficial I disgust myself. He was complaining about his girlfriend who he suspects, eh no actually, he knows is cheating on him. And he doesn't know what to do. Aww so sad. Whatever.

Then at Woodlands he turned around, looked at me, smiled and said bye. I melted there and then. Hahaha. Cute ass.

Well.

My mum suddenly had such an entreprenuerial spirit, she wanted me to start selling my shoes. I told her about inQbox and she even offered to give me $100 capital and I'm likewhoa. She said it is such a waste to see me doing shoes and not getting them into the market but just giving them out as gifts. I LOVE ME MUMSIE.

And the 100 bucks capital is just AS A TRIAL. Siaks.

But hey, I mean the shoes could be another source of income for the family. Yeah. I will give half my earnings to my Mum and spend a third of my share, and keep the rest in my bank. Yeah. Sounds good.

CEH dah planning sehhh.

Aight that's all tata babies!

@ 11:59 PM

SYAF I AM

Okay, so I'm this girl right.

Who had big plans to change the world.
When I was young, I wanted to be either a zoologist, veterinarian or pilot.
I wanted to travel and help eradicate poverty.

And then when this girl grows up, she's all like, fack that!
She becomes guilty of things she never thought she'd have done.
She meets people of all shapes and sizes, some beautiful, some downright fugly.
Both inside and outside.
She becomes acquainted with some things called failure and commitment.
She realises love is as elusive as, perhaps, weight loss.

I let my inner demon out through my art.
Enjoy.

Y

SYAF LOVES

green eyes on hot guys, red and purple shoes, pepper and cream puffs, lincoln park at midnight
sitting on carpark roofs talking nonsense, meaningful silences, chewy cookie bits in vanilla ice cream
chocolate icing, shopping till my legs give out, smiling at random people, thinking about stuff

N

SYAF HATES

panadol or whatever pills for that matter, retarded nails, losing my voice, being broke
bananas, my thighs and big ass, man boobs, seeing something i really like but discovering that it costs a bomb


SYAF WANTS

levi's jeans, pimple cream, fake lashes, hair dye, a bigger paycheque, M&Ms
new specs, and possibly a hotass guy to sweep me off my feet

YOU SAY


THERE YOU GO.

{♥} shikin
{♥} atiqah
{♥} sarah
{♥} syafs
{♥} azura
{♥} ilyana
{♥} nurul
{♥} syaf
{♥} jocelyn
{♥} laila
{♥} aiman
{♥} SBOFpirates!
{♥} friend
{♥} friend

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