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Friday, April 28, 2006

Let's talk about... Tests!

Had a whole week of common tests, which pissed me off. Firstly, isn't the school supposed to have done away with mid-year exams? Yeah, they did scrap mid-year exam, but they shifted it a couple of weeks forward, called it common tests, and make us go for lessons afterwards.

I mean hello all the other schools let their kids off after exams. But not us, no, of course not. There is no such thing as that, and we can never study enough. Apparently we have bionic brains from which we can wring out information onto paper, then absorb in more, then regurgitate again, then absorb again.

Okay whatever. Had English Paper 1 on Monday. Nothing much. Sang along to Syafs' iPod, basically made a hell lotta noise while the rest were having their AMath paper. Mwahahahas. Thank God I didn't have tuition on that day. So guess what me and Shikin did? We went to Bugis with Stanley baby!

It was kinda surreal. I mean, people are at home mugging SS and there we were, walking around Bugis and taking pictures. Oooh had a cream puff! Which was ridiculously humungous! And really really really good! Go get one of Beard Papa's "piping hot cream puffs"! Yeah that's the same place where you get those chocolate fondants things, and of course the cheesecake sticks. Fuh.

On Tuesday we had SS. Which was okay lah. Tuesday... tuesday... what the heck did I do on Tuesday? Can't remember. Haha!

Fast forward to Thursday. Watched Take The Lead! Two words : Damn sexy. This movie makes me want to take up salsa. Ooh yeah. I will, after Os. Anyone care to join me? Heck the almost non-existent storyline, it's all about the moves. Duh what did you think? It's in the same league as You Got Served, only slicker and boasts more star power thanks to Antonio Banderas. I wana watch it again!!!

Friday... Five items. Which I felt very apathetic about. Haha see the irony there? When you are apathetic, you're not supposed to feel anything. So yeah. Okay whatever.

Scraped a pass in Sit and Reach, Pull-Ups and Standing Broad Jump, got an A for Sit-Ups and Shuttle Run. Wow. Such diversity. BUT YES! AT LAST!!! NO MORE NAPFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah uh huh oh yeah okay sorry. But please, this is a happy thing for me! So you all can bask in the warm afterglow of my uh, bliss. Yeah you're welcome.

Saturday... Had tuition. Gosh. I'm having tuition every Saturday now. But it's okay. I can do it. All for the sake of the big Os. Ohmygawd do you guys realise it is already MAY??? Which means there are only 6 more freaking months to freaking O-levels!!!

Haha... Trust me to keep reminding you all...

OKay you know what? I don't want to talk about anything school or exam-related.

Of all people to land me a modelling gig, it's my tuition teacher. Haha! Apparently she and her husband run this wedding planner thinger and they need faces to front the publicity and promo ads. So she asked me. And I have yet to ask my mum.

What more my dad seh. Tsk. Orang nak buat duit sikit pon susah ah.

I need inspiration for class tee!!!! Zahd help me!

Oh yeah, yesterday I went to some kenduri at my dad's aunt's place and the whole bunch of aunties were mercilessly teasing me about getting married. EH hello. Just because I'm legal already.

This unknown auntie was telling me to eat some more, and I'm like hehe no thank you I'm fll already, and my mum was like, she's so fat already cannot eat too much. Cheeken right my mum.

Then the auntie said, " Alah kahwinkan je lah, mak tak kasi makan, kesian dier..."

Which means, Let her get married lah, since her mum doesn't let her eat the poor thing.

OH as if getting married will let me eat as much as I want. Then the whole bunch of them got into the act and were asking around for potential candidates and I'm like, Uh. Right.

Sheesh all these old ladies. Just because I'm still new on the shelf doesn't mean I'm planning to sell myself anytime soon. Oh yeah, Nooh Alam Shah's mother-in-law was there too. She's so cute lah, like petite old lady cute, and the stories she tells are so funny. Too bad the man himself wasn't there. Boo!

Haha alright I'm off.. Nothing more to say.. Toodles!

@ 5:18 AM

Saturday, April 22, 2006

I have this ominous feeling that I'm not going to do as well as I did for ca1. Maybe it's because I haven't been mugging as hard as I should. Hmmm.

Actually went out yesterday. Been going out for all the past Saturdays! I have to stop. But I had a fun time yesterday. Heheh.

Met up with Shikin after, to go sight-seeing with our dear Stanley Lambchop. Went to Suntec City and took lots of spastic pictures with Stanley hovering in the background. Took a picture with KGB's throwup on the hoardings outside Marina Square! I love KGB! Mwahahas.

Stanley is actually an ex-Russian Mafia member who was killed after getting four bullets pumped into his left buttock. He was reincarnated as a paper doll with a spotted tie, and with one aim: to see the world. So we thought Singapore is a nice place for him to go. Actually thought of getting him a nice Singaporean girlfriend but he found Singaporean girls too short for his liking. You know how gargantuan all those Russian girls are right.

So anyway we brought him to Esplanade and he was dumbfounded at the splendour of it. Actually he always seems dumbfounded, never says much. Ah, a man of few words. Went to the rooftop and just sat and stared at the scenery. I swear that place has an almost hypnotic effect on me. I can just sit there and not move. Shall go sit there and draw after the big O's. Or heck, every other Saturday or something.

Stanley fainted when he saw how beautiful the place was. Poor guy, they don't have this much greenery in Russia, so he fainted from the sheer amount of oxygen surging into his lungs. While we waited for Stanley to regain consciousness, we sat down and cam-whored and looked at metal guys jamming and couples making porno videos.

Then we went to sit at the bay and cam-hoed ourselves silly and I found out that I can actually smile with my teeth showing without looking like I fell flat on my face from the tenth floor. Stanley was getting bored, so we went underground and made Sally do an air-chair while holding Stanley up. I swear I could hear Stanley screaming in fright. I mean, for an ex Mafia member, he never went on amusement rides before so you have to pardon him see.

Didn't hear a squeak from him after that. Was abit pale, poor thing. But I trust Shikin took good care of him after that. Then I had to leave....... Nehi!! However you spell it Hahaha.

Good thing I left than because there was serious eye-candy in the train. Too bad Shikin had to get off at Dhoby Ghaut because I was accosted by such a cute guy! Who simply REEKED of cigarettes BLAHH he stank so bad siak! But he was cute. Aiyoh. Why must people smoke? You know if people don't smoke, the world would be such a nice place.

Anyway this cute guy, let's call him Rainbow Belt. Because it was his nice belt that I noticed first, not his face. His belt damn nice seh! It was striped in rainbow colours and looked like candy. And his boxers had dollar signs. So this Mr Rainbow Belt. He sat next to me, sending a gust of wind that smelled of smoke and cologne in my direction. Then he leaned on me you know. Like you know how people avoid touching the people they sit next to in the train right? But this guy, his arm was not just brushing, it was rubbing against mine like nobody's business.

And when the train stopped or accelerated, he just leaned into me. If he was ugly, it would have been irritating. But since he's cute, I'm not really into a position to complain. Sheesh, I'm so superficial I disgust myself. He was complaining about his girlfriend who he suspects, eh no actually, he knows is cheating on him. And he doesn't know what to do. Aww so sad. Whatever.

Then at Woodlands he turned around, looked at me, smiled and said bye. I melted there and then. Hahaha. Cute ass.

Well.

My mum suddenly had such an entreprenuerial spirit, she wanted me to start selling my shoes. I told her about inQbox and she even offered to give me $100 capital and I'm likewhoa. She said it is such a waste to see me doing shoes and not getting them into the market but just giving them out as gifts. I LOVE ME MUMSIE.

And the 100 bucks capital is just AS A TRIAL. Siaks.

But hey, I mean the shoes could be another source of income for the family. Yeah. I will give half my earnings to my Mum and spend a third of my share, and keep the rest in my bank. Yeah. Sounds good.

CEH dah planning sehhh.

Aight that's all tata babies!

@ 11:59 PM

Sunday, April 16, 2006

FINALLY I am fucking done with Malay project. Bleaaarrrgh.

Still have, let's see, Transformations 2-8, tuition homework, Eng functional writing draft. Chee. Fine, my fault. I slacked like shit during the long weekend. But twas funnnnnnn... and I earned 15 bucks. What's homework compared to 15 bucks? Woots. Time to go shopping oh yeah.

Went over to Sarah's and watched a couple of VCDs. Yeah, was supposed to go P10 Hollaback Crew Finals but the tickets disappeared last minute. So disappointing. But never mind. Didn't exactly mourn at my misfortune haha I guess zahd and shikin deserved to go more than me.

Saw is a VERY disgustingly good movie. It is so twisted I tell you. If you haven't watched it, get a VCD and GO! WATCH! I didn't get to watch Saw 2 but one was enough blood and gore for the day. And there were clowns in it. Omygawd. My worst childhood nightmare.

I was so scared of clowns I would just cry whenever I see them, live or not. There was once I went to Genting and there was a show we were watching, and these two clowns came on. Then they wanted child volunteers so they went around looking for little kids to scare. I was super scared when they came I started screaming hysterically and hid under the table. I think the clowns were like woah crazyass bitch!!

But Saw was really fun to watch. Some parts are so funny. Yeah, ironic huh. But true. I think the fun part is that it's just so SICK. Brrr.

My font work is rusting away. I had to draw on my cousin's laptop bag, and he asked for graff, and when I sat down to draw, I was stuck for a full half an hour. MY GOD!! Shocking! Must! Practise! More!

It was way scary. Just the thought of totally losing touch with graff... Okay NO shall not think about it. I think I've been concentrating too much on illustration I totally ignored my fonts. Tsk. Don't worry. Slapped myself and ploughed on. Turned out okay.

Too sleepy to type anymore. Nights y'all.

@ 7:42 AM

FINALLY I am fucking done with Malay project. Bleaaarrrgh.

Still have, let's see, Transformations 2-8, tuition homework, Eng functional writing draft. Chee. Fine, my fault. I slacked like shit during the long weekend. But twas funnnnnnn... and I earned 15 bucks. What's homework compared to 15 bucks? Woots. Time to go shopping oh yeah.

Went over to Sarah's and watched a couple of VCDs. Yeah, was supposed to go P10 Hollaback Crew Finals but the tickets disappeared last minute. So disappointing. But never mind. Didn't exactly mourn at my misfortune haha I guess zahd and shikin deserved to go more than me.

Saw is a VERY disgustingly good movie. It is so twisted I tell you. If you haven't watched it, get a VCD and GO! WATCH! I didn't get to watch Saw 2 but one was enough blood and gore for the day. And there were clowns in it. Omygawd. My worst childhood nightmare.

I was so scared of clowns I would just cry whenever I see them, live or not. There was once I went to Genting and there was a show we were watching, and these two clowns came on. Then they wanted child volunteers so they went around looking for little kids to scare. I was super scared when they came I started screaming hysterically and hid under the table. I think the clowns were like woah crazyass bitch!!

But Saw was really fun to watch. Some parts are so funny. Yeah, ironic huh. But true. I think the fun part is that it's just so SICK. Brrr.

My font work is rusting away. I had to draw on my cousin's laptop bag, and he asked for graff, and when I sat down to draw, I was stuck for a full half an hour. MY GOD!! Shocking! Must! Practise! More!

It was way scary. Just the thought of totally losing touch of graff... Okay NO shall not think about it. I think I've been concentrating too much on illustration I totally ignored my fonts. Tsk. Don't worry. Slapped myself and ploughed on. Turned out okay.

Too sleepy to type anymore. Nights y'all.

@ 7:42 AM

Saturday, April 08, 2006

It's amazing how the weekend just flies past. Had a fantabulous time yesterday with atiqah and han. We went towning to look for some very belated birthday presents, and trawled the whole of far east. Actually we didn't manage to finish the whole place because there were so many shops and we wanted to go in every one of them. Alas, so many shops, so little time.

Bought myself nail polish, a necklace, new Paintys, new sketchbook, and I finally finally finally signed up for an ArtFriend membership. Like, finally! I managed to dig the registration form up and I actually filled it in in 2003. And I'm signing up in 2006. What the hell.

Ah well, better late than never!

Actually it's just like the Popular membership, 10% off only big deal... But I can proudly say I'm a friend of ArtFriend! You know? No? Never mind.

We wanted to go to Paper People but we couldn't find the damn shop. Huh. Oh my gawd! I just realised something! I dreamt about Paper People!!! The night before the night before we went towning. Shit. It was in that same bizarre dream where ahem ahem did ahem ahem. HAHA shocking indeed. Oooh yeah took neoprints. LOL I haven't taken neoprints in a long bloody time. Hey it's fun what. Although quite a waste of money, but it's a guilty pleasure, to say the least.

There was this minah carrying a nafa tote. The one given out during their open house. Gawd, so many mnms are carrying them. Just what are they trying to prove?? And the girl's tote was like, all faded and looked like it was falling apart. What? Does it give you credibility or something? And she was so pretentious about it, like nyeh nyeh I got a nafa tote and YOU don't bwahahaha. Belo sak.

Whatever.

Ooh oh oh I'm going for the Perfect 10 Hollaback Crew Finals! Woot!

Don't kill me okay. I guess it's my lucky month or something, alhamdulillah. Eh wait, except for the phone falling into the toilet bowl incident. Haha. I'm trying not to mourn for the loss. Maybe it's better this way. I'm less inclined to spend time on the phone when I have a fugly one, which means toning down on the bills. Yeay. If I'm really good, who knows? A new handphone might just fall down from the sky one day into my lap. A Motorola PEBL maybe...

OR a new mp3 player.. Like a Creative Zeeon maybe...

Sigh. Such materialistic desires. JUST GIMME CASH DAMMIT.

Lol. Nothing else to talk about. So yeah. Tatas.

@ 11:33 PM

Sunday, April 02, 2006

My mum and I were talking about the disgusting behaviour of primary 6 kids nowadays [some of them, not all] and well, it really is disgusting. My mum had to relief some teacher in some primary school, and let's just say she had some nasty experiences with prepubescent boys talking back to her, chubby girls putting on makeup in class, and shit like that.

STOP this disgusting attitude boys and girls!

Next thing you know they will be fornicating on the streets like nobody's business.

Actually they are. Close to, anyway. Went out for what was supposed to be an exco dinner but only me, g, shal and parvie turned up. My god there were SO MANY of these small little kids walking around, holding hands, supposedly lepakking and doing teenager things, and they have to be primary 6 max. What is this???

Why do their parents let them out at 10 on a Saturday night doing absolutely nothing at all? Except for abit of maksiat here or there, they weren't doing anything really productive anyway. Might as well go home and grow some boobs before going out and making a complete idiot of yourself right.

These kids. Tsk.

And don't tell me I'm getting old okay. I still have about three more years to being an adult. This year's not counted because most of it is spent studying and nerdifying myself till O-Levels. After O-Levels I will just go all out and fucking celebrate! WOOHOO

Ahem. But till then. Well. Unnghh.

OH and my mum had to remind me about my role as a conflict manager in primary school. You know how there was all this bullying issues going around in primary school and things like that? Well, I happened to be a deputy head prefect, and I was appointed conflict manager. I know it sounds stupid already. Our job was to wear a freaking neon sash during recess and patrol around, making sure there are no arguments or riots or wars.

WTF?

I totally forgot about it and my mum had to bloody remind me. Oh my freaking god that had to be the worse shit I've ever done as a prefect in primary school. A neon sash for god's sake. A freaking NEON sash?? No wonder these kids are turning into little psychobiatches.

Obviously I didn't take the job seriously DUH.

Eh wait, did I?

Well, I did. For the first few, what, days? I actually DID patrol around with that bloody sash. But only on the incentive that I get to come up to class waaaay later than the rest of the kids. I mean, we prefects need to eat too, to serve the school step by step towards excellence. That was the school motto by the way. I mean, it still is but yeah.

That was when canteen food was actually nice. I actually loved the food. Cheap and good. They actually had baked potatoes for a dollar. A whole potato you know, with either cheese or mayo, for one buck. There was sweetcorn too. And we used to top up our waterbottles at the drinks stall for the same price you pay for a cup. And etcetera etcetera etcetera.

Right. Enough ranting for today. Back to school tomorrow. Haissh.

@ 4:55 AM